Dear Sister Whitaker,
You are hearby called to serve as a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the Hungary Budapest Mission. It is anticipated that you will serve for a period of 18 months. You should report to the Provo Missionary Training Center on Wednesday, March 19, 2014. You will prepare to preach the gospel in the Hungarian language.
We went to our Branch President's house to eat and he has a rabbit and I
caught it.... Oh, and the marks on my face... well my companion and I
went on a morning run the other day and I was running and not paying
attention and I hopped up on this concrete wall while running and ran
straight into a tree branch... luckily it hit in the middle of my face
and didn't poke my eyes out. I was SUPER lucky. That's kind of what you
get for doing stupid things.